Some of our favorite CPG’s Swing Thoughts featured in his sure-to-be Dollar Store best seller:
- Thumbs up 7-UP.
- Hold on tight.
- Let it go.
- The club is a snake.
- Left elbow points towards mama’s house.
- My wrist is a bowl of soup.
- You’re giving a high-fve.
- Scratch that itch.
- Turn around a stick up your ass.
- Step on the Coke can.
- To hit a draw, make your elbows see-saw.
- Check the watch. Hold it. Now it’s go time.
- You’re inside a jar of honey.
- Don’t go right, don’t go right, don’t go right… FUCK!
And our personal favorite: Face down, ass up!